What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

Atheists claim that Earth is 10 billion years old, yet there are no fossils that old. What do you have to say for yourselves for lying?

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

{RING} {RING}

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Why do many men like women's breasts?

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

Do you think Christine Lagarde will be headed and will be heading for success in the next French presidential elections starting as soon as 2027?

Yes sir it is.

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

How can people balance religious beliefs with seeking professional mental health care?

After a few moments he returns.

HELLO

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

Why is money considered to be the root of all evil?

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

Sure no problem officer.